Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
I get it now! Schniderlin and Walcott are the ugly Sisters. Tom Davies is Cinders and Blue Bill is putting on the production at New Brighton Floral Hall. Twenty pound a pop and a photo with fat head for every ticket bought. That is about our level panto land. We will be giving The Krankies roles in the community next.
You forgot Basil Brush handing out Everton mints with Darren Griffins mate.