Keeping chickens

[bol-uk]

Yes, really.

my wife wants them and I might get some for her birthday (proper romance and all that).

Are we in or out?

 

[orchard]

What's the question again?

 

[The Blue Watch]

Eggcellent idea.

 

[blue76]

 

[orly]

What's the question again?

He wants to know if you are in or out of his wife for his chicken's birthday

 

[COYBL25]

Yes, really.

my wife wants them and I might get some for her birthday (proper romance and all that).

Are we in or out?

When you're out, the fox will be in.

Hope that helps x

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Yes, really.

my wife wants them and I might get some for her birthday (proper romance and all that).

Are we in or out?

Neighbour has some, always think "be arsed with that..."

Just take her the farm and see if they want any volunteers...

She'll soon lose interest.

 

[Bungle]

Yes, really.

my wife wants them and I might get some for her birthday (proper romance and all that).

Are we in or out?

My missus parents have a couple and one escaped the other day, found myself running round the garden like a fat rocky trying to catch it. I've also found my youngest feeding a bit of a chicken nugget to one of them which was a bit weird.

 

[COYBL25]

Yes, really.

my wife wants them and I might get some for her birthday (proper romance and all that).

Are we in or out?

On a serious note, keeping them is a massive pain.

You have to change the bedding all the time, which stinks.

The hen house stinks in the Summer.

If you forget to lock them down before dark, foxes will slaughter the lot and possibly take one.( not Leicester fans )

They don't do anything, they're just there.

Swerve .

 

[Lord Buckethead]

GOT keeps plenty of Chickens.

Two-faced snivelling cowardly Davek reporting Chickens.
SEND IN THE FOXES!

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Yes, really.

my wife wants them and I might get some for her birthday (proper romance and all that).

Are we in or out?

Your sure she doesn't want a big cock

Which she'll need to ensure the hens lay eggs

 

[sageyefc]

And they say romance is dead.



How bout getting her a rabbit instead

 

[Prevenger17]

Just don't hit one with your sword 6 times, a swarm of them will chase you out of the village

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Just don't hit one with your sword 6 times, a swarm of them will chase you out of the village

Well that escalated quickly.

 

[Donald Twain]

Get her a swan!