kangaroo court

[Librarian]

THIS IS FOR THE FCUKIN KANGAROO COURT, UNDERSTAND, WE'RE BEHIND OUR AFRICAN-URUGUAYAN STRIKER 112%. DATS WHAT DEY DON'T GET. WHEN WE BOYCOTT THE LEAGUE LIKE, IT'LL ALL FALL APART FOR DEM IN THE FA AND SKY AND THAT, N' DEY'LL BE BEGGIN' US TE FORGIVE DEM. NEVER FORGIVE.
Y.A.W.N.

 

[Dylan]

???

Genuinely confused here. And not about it being Suarez.

 

[Idioteque]

ITS US VS THEM WE'RE LIVERPEWL WE'RE NOT ENGLISH WE'RE SCOUSE-URUGUAYAN

GRRRR I'M FOOKIN MAD NOW JUSTICE4SUAREZNOTRACIST

I'm sure its like an in-joke thread type of..thing.

 

[chicoazul]

WHEN WE SED YOULL NEVER WALK ALONE TO LUIS IT WASNT JUST WERDS IT WAS A SIGNED OATH FROM OUR HEARTS. ALL THIS DISGRACEFUL PREDIJUICE AGAINST DER MIGHT REDS ONLY MAKES US STRONGER AN DATS BAD NEWS FOR DER WERLD OF FOOTBALL. FAMOUS EUROPEAN NIGHTS. YWNA.

 

[Idioteque]

QUEEN KENNY WILL TAKE US BACK TO THE PROMISED LAND AND FIGHT DIS RACISM TOWARDS US SCOUSERS - FIRST DA TITLE DEN..DA WORRRRRRLLLLLDDDD!

YAWN.

 

[Librarian]

???

Genuinely confused here. And not about it being Suarez.

CONFUSED-DOT-COM.... DEN YER NEED TE GO TO RED CAFE ERM..... DOT-COM
YER MUST BE A MANC
APOLAGYSE TE LUIS
JUSTICE 4 SUAREZ

 

[Dylan]

Yeah, I get all that, just wondering why this was in a new thread, thats all. But then again, this is GOT. I do think the OP is a candidate for the drunk thread.

 

[bluejock]

But.... He's.... A.... Librarian?!?!?

Shhhh FFS

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Not allowed to call them Kangaroo's lad, 'marsupial species endemic to Australia' is just about PC enough. Someone will call Saha French next.