Not Safe For Work! Just say neigh!

[thirdmantackle]

 

[degsy]

I'd just nipped into the field to have a p**s your honour and the horse backed on to me.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

You can rear an animal feed it up, stick a bolt in it's head and then eat it and that's not a problem.

However, if you flick it's cock you'll get sent down. What a bizarre world we live in