Just opened my order from the Everton club shop..

[ADM320]

and was a bit surprised by the contents.

I hope this isn't a premonition for the summer transfer window..

 

[dead_soft]

Lucky lad, the spell has been broken and you go about your life free from the stress of being an Evertonian.

 

[Parker]

Lucky lad, the spell has been broken and you go about your life free from the stress of being an Evertonian.

Kind of like when Dobbys been given clothes. Hes a free man now, congrats.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

A new poster.
#bantz

Up the effin toffees lad!

 

[SerenityNigh]

and was a bit surprised by the contents.

I hope this isn't a premonition for the summer transfer window..

Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

 

[zzr45]

Once I got my Everton and Love Honey orders messed up and ended up going to the game wearing a girthy realistic strap on phallus and wearing an Everton top in bed.

Embarrassing day all round that one.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Blue isn't it. What more do you want?

 

[Khalekan]

What is it?

I can make nowt out

 

[Baines' left foot]

Where getting Zouma!!!!

 

[Frang]

Where getting Zouma!!!!

its we 're mush


WE'RE

 

[Bungle]

its we 're mush


WE'RE

Hahahaha You got him there Frankie

 

[ijjysmith]

It literally was Chelsea after all

 

[Bungle]

What is it?

I can make nowt out

 

[Lelouch]

and was a bit surprised by the contents.

I hope this isn't a premonition for the summer transfer window..

Barkley has proper mugged us off here

 

[Khalekan]

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lol lol lol