Cheers mate, look forward to receiving it, you're a good un.................
When I said I'd donate you an organ I don't think you quite got what I meant...

Cheers mate, look forward to receiving it, you're a good un.................
When I said I'd donate you an organ I don't think you quite got what I meant...
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I feel so sorry for you mate.......I'll say a little prayer.........
I only admit it anonymously, people absolutely freak when you say it face to face, the first phase is:
"WHA'? WHA'? .... I MEAN LIKE WHA'?..... YOU MEAN NEVER LIKE? .... ARE YE A FUKN ALIEN OR SUMTHIN'?"
Second phase is growing discomfort at the idea someone can have a good time without chemicals - parallel to the realisation they can't remember such a disgusting event happening to them - their eyes dart nervously betwixt the ground and the surrounding environs.
Finally they shut down, a glazed stare as though just hearing nuclear warheads are 3 mins from impact and there's nowhere to go - you can almost feel the pain as this basic law of existence is called into question.
I honestly keep it a secret because of how uncomfortable it makes people and I'm not talking pissheads here - CEO's of global corporations, MPs even minor royalty.