Just Give The Rs The Title

SantaClausisanEvertonian · August 7, 2018

Given their entitlement to win things, the tens of millions they've spent, their misfortune with concussion-type injuries and now their incredible bad luck with refereeing decisions, why not just give the rs the Premier League title on 11 August?
That way, the other 19 teams can spend the next nine months fighting for the alternative Premier League title, which is based purely on football.
Thanks to Professor Jamie Carragher and Danny Murphy PHD for their informative research entitled 'The Bad Luck Rs'.

The binman chronicles · August 7, 2018

SantaClausisanEvertonian said:
Given their entitlement to win things, the tens of millions they've spent, their misfortune with concussion-type injuries and now their incredible bad luck with refereeing decisions, why not just give the rs the Premier League title on 11 August?
That way, the other 19 teams can spend the next nine months fighting for the alternative Premier League title, which is based purely on football.
Thanks to Professor Jamie Carragher and Danny Murphy PHD for their informative research entitled 'The Bad Luck Rs'.

Hopefully when it's proved they are a jinx no decent players will go there.

LEONARD · August 7, 2018

If you tell an RS fan that they are the biggest team on the planet, they would disagree and say 'the Universe'.

This sum's them up entirely.

scotchbutterpin · August 8, 2018

It's this type of thread that gives the RS ammo to call us obsessed.
FFS.

Gwladysstreetlad · August 8, 2018

scotchbutterpin said:
It's this type of thread that gives the RS ammo to call us obsessed.
FFS.

Yeah, you actually have to care what a RS thinks be bothered by that. A RS calling anyone obsessed would be more powerful and poignant if they weren't the most obsessed, bitter, embaressing gang of cringey bells to ever be inflicted on humanity.

Yarrgh · August 8, 2018

They've already started a petition to put this into place.*

*probably not, but hey I thought it was a joke when someone said they had started a petition to get the CL final replayed after they were outclassed in every aspect of the game, and the petition about Ramos? I even still think that is some elaborate hoax and no way anyone over the age of 12 could have thought that a sensible idea.

Dan Tanner · August 8, 2018

Yarrgh said:
They've already started a petition to put this into place.*

*probably not, but hey I thought it was a joke when someone said they had started a petition to get the CL final replayed after they were outclassed in every aspect of the game, and the petition about Ramos? I even still think that is some elaborate hoax and no way anyone over the age of 12 could have thought that a sensible idea.

SantaClausisanEvertonian · August 8, 2018

Yarrgh said:
They've already started a petition to put this into place.*

*probably not, but hey I thought it was a joke when someone said they had started a petition to get the CL final replayed after they were outclassed in every aspect of the game, and the petition about Ramos? I even still think that is some elaborate hoax and no way anyone over the age of 12 could have thought that a sensible idea.

Great post Yarrgh.
You really couldn't make up some of the nonsensical tripe that their deluded fans come up with could you?
I'm hardly a fan of the mancs but even their most deluded fans don't stoop as low as those of the rs seem to do with such alarming regularity.