junior kit!!

[The Cowboy]

get chang tattooed on his chest, then you don't have to worry, for whatever happens in the future, even when we change to a newer kit, he'll always have his chang tattoo

Yep, just cut a rectangle in the middle of his shirts.

 

[bluelord49]

he,s only 9...tell him if he wants to see 10 .....

 

[toffeejack]

buy an adult top and say you support everton until you grow into it at the very least!

 

[Fearthainn]

Tell him that being an Evertonian is a life of struggle, and to stop being such a kopite about it.

Big Dunc would knock a few burglars out to vent his anger if told about this behaviour.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

you wanna get him onside mate not give him a reason to hate you.
his dar's gonna do ya as well

 

[tonka1878]

You could try hanging around Liverpool asking for a similar sized kid to try one for you. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[COYBL25]

Just show him this. If he doesn't see sense after seeing this, time to cut your losses I'm afraid.

 

[JayS]

Let the kid live. The new RS third kit is boss.