Jokes

[Titty sniffer]

Alright lads, I'm new here and couldn't see any joke threads floating about. So let's get one going. I do love a good joke, the sh**ter the better as far as I'm concerned. I'll start:

What do you call an alligator in a vest?




An investigator.

 

[Azzurri]

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

Baboom.

 

[Brennan]

'Titty sniffer'

Brilliant. Just Brilliant. Jock will be pleased you've posted.

 

[Bundy]

What do you call a scottish whopper with no friends?

Chicozilch.

 

[Goat]

What do you call a scottish whopper with no friends?

Chicozilch.

 

[DanEFC92]

An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close.

He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time and falls again. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Outside, he tries to stand up and falls flat again. He gives up and crawls the four streets to his house, crawls up the stairs and pulls himself into bed.

The next morning, his wife stands over him shouting, "So, you've been out boozing again!"

"What makes you say that?" he asks, putting on an innocent face.

"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."

 

[bluejock]

YES!!!!

Hi Titty Sniffer x

 

[Kurt.]

2 flies on a door...which one is gay ?

the 1 on the knob.










2 flies in the airing cupboard, which ones in the army ?

the 1 on the tank.

 

[Groucho]

What do you call a man who can swim without using his arms and legs?

Clever Dick.

 

[Bungle]

What do Jimmy Saville and Santa have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with empty sacks

 

[Kurt.]

what should you do if an Irishman throws a pin at you ??



Run as he probably has a grenade in his mouth.

 

[Deloodid]

What do you call a scottish whopper with no friends?

Chicozilch.

NIK was right about him..

 

[Titty sniffer]

YES!!!!

Hi Titty Sniffer x

alright mate!

got another one for you:

Why did the beaver not get involved in his rival's business dealings?




He was minding his own dam business.

 

[jtl60]

Four words you dont want to hear after sex

"how's about that then?"

 

[Summerskin]

What's "ET" short for?



...cause he's only got little legs.