Jokes

[Titus Bramble]

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn't she get back on the swing?

She had no legs.

 

[Pat's Van]

also, is not good swing

 

[Boss_Blue]

also, is not good swing

Is bad potato

 

[Allezfan]

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat up the room for being black.

 

[Ashtonian]

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat up the room for being black.

Why did the crackhead get locked in a dark room?

He was following the crack the police sprinkled after they finished

 

[Boss_Blue]

Why did the crackhead get locked in a dark room?

He was following the crack the police sprinkled after they finished

Wut?

 

[Furey1878]

Everton's defence.

 

[Ashtonian]

Wut?

Watch Dave Chapelle mate.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

How do you get down from an Elephant?
You don't, you get it from a Duck.

Or an extra chromosome

 

[Boss_Blue]

Watch Dave Chapelle mate.

Cheers mate, I was struggling with that one.

I generally only get jokes about potatoes.

 

[gaino92]

Why couldn't little susie fall asleep at night?

She had a fork stuck in her head.

 

[gaino92]

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum?

A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you.