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The vast majority of mine are appallingly sexist so I'll just share one of my fave comedians'.

[video=youtube;x3-aWvlm9Io]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-aWvlm9Io&feature=related[/video]

Ouch. AWKWARD.
 
2 shockers I have heard recently:

What do you call 2 skunks having a 69? Odour eaters.
I've just bought some of that 007 viagra. It makes you roger more
 
Part of the deal if Everton are bought by the crown prince of qatar is that they have to sign one of the Qatar national team players.
Kenwright has decided to go for Eric Clapton as he's the best Qatar player he knows!

I'll get me coat!
 

paulbefc said:
The vast majority of mine are appallingly sexist so I'll just share one of my fave comedians'.

[video=youtube;x3-aWvlm9Io]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-aWvlm9Io&feature=related[/video]

Ouch. AWKWARD.
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Frankie Boyle is awesome, haven't had a chance to see him live yet but have seen quite a few others. Micky Flanagan is great live, gonna see the one liner guy Stewart Francis next year as well.
 
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica –where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird tobe rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow" "Freeze a jolly good fellow" Then they kick him in the ice hole.
 
I must first temper this joke do not read if you are sensitve or are of an emotional temperament"whats better than winning gold at the paraolympics?""having legs"Ala Jimmy Carr
 

Mexican Carpet fitters "underlay underlay!" Mexican fire fighters twin boys named " Hose and Hose b" Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff - TEQUILA!
 
This was about when planes were grounded earlier this year

Now that we know what devastation a large amount of ash can do to Europe, I am personally very grateful that Jade Goody was buried instead of cremated..
 

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