joke

[sirblue57]

how unlucky is my sister, she hasn't had sex with men for years, to avoid getting any diseases, and gets Ecoli from a cucumber.

the wife rang me screaming down the phone" you gave me crabs you b'stard" i told her, don't get on my case, have a word with your sister.

 

[BlueTak]

They were both terrible.

 

[trigger the blue]

I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and i said "you remind me of my little toe"
she said "is that because im small and cute"
I replied "no because i'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table"
boom boom