Joke....

Sharpys top lip · December 10, 2010

Guy go's into a fancy dress shop and asks the girl....

Man - "Im going to a fancy dress night on Saturday can you sort me out with a good costume of Dracula"

Girl - Yes sir certainly, the Liverpool Fc shop is just down the road and round the corner"

Man - " Im sorry luv, i think you miss understood. I want to go as a Count"

Cena · December 10, 2010

Q. What dya call a woman standing between two goal posts?

A. Annette

tony hibberts right foot · December 10, 2010

The mother in law just came and asked us to lend her 5 grand for a gastric band op! I said heres a fkin 5er go and get a padlock for the fridge yer fat fecker!

Dutch Toffee · December 10, 2010

You do know you Brits first invented the condoms, right?

Your lot used the intestines of a goat.

It was only around 1880, the Dutch improved on that condom, by removing the intestines from the goat, before use.

*Grabs coat and runs for exit door.*

chrissyjack · December 10, 2010

Girl on phone " Dad, can you come and get me ? It's raining, I'm all wet and I've no bus fare"
Dad " Ok. Where are you ringing from ?"
Girl " From my head , down to my knickers"