Phil Neville Superstar
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I don't. Oh look, I'm a facking cockney, woooo!!!! - that's all is needed to get a laugh down there. Like that fat **** Corden. Just needs to turn up, say - Awightt!!!!! and Oi Oi - and he's a facking riot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxg8hAmRdpQ
I like James Corden...
