Joey Raps

[Bungle]

Following the recent launch of @Joey66's rap career he's decided to offer his services to the community and perform raps for you.

Joseph has said that if you post a selection of random words, ideally between 3-5 he will then provide a catchy rap for you.

His current hit includes the now platinum selling debut single 'Gout Gout'

Fire away, for our American friends that isn't a literal invitation.

 

[Moomin]

Kirk , Vagina, St Georges Cross , Jersey and Farming.

 

[Rita_Poon]

My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I
Raised those beds at all
The morning rain clouds feed my root veg
But I can't eat them all
And even if I could then the skies are grey
Jersey uniform on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad...

 

[chrismpw]

Chicken wrap
Chilli wrap
Tandoori wrap
Kebab wrap.

 

[tonyhorne]

Banana, tree, greenhouse

 

[Ollie d]

Harrison Armstrong going on loan

 

[Kurt.]

From Mersey to jersey
I got tings to say
But halting at midnight
It’s some random birthday

 

[Clarky cat]

Hydroponics, shizzle, knotweed

Joey sows seeds,
Seeds in yo mama.

 

[Kurt.]

Dysons….. tractors……. Diet tomatoes….. the racial attitudes of the jersey crop growers guild

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Hydroponics, shizzle, knotweed + Tommye

 

[Kurt.]

From Mersey to jersey
I got tings to say
But halting at midnight
It’s some random birthday

Gotta get my thumbs
Who am I harming
Bump your digits up
I’m only like farming

 

[ETID]

Hunt, munt, shunt, front,

 

[COYBL25]

I`d like to be in Joey`s Garden,
down in old Jersey
under the shade

He`d let us in,
and he`d bum some frogs
in Joey`s garden
under the shade

I`d ask my friends to come and see
Joeys garden with me, in old Jersey.

He`d grow some weed and get gout,
in our little hideaway
in Joeys garden
in old Jersey
under the shade

He`d rob your birthday
to farm for likes
in Joeys Garden
in old Jersey
under the shade


I`d ask my friends to come and see
Joeys garden with me, in old Jersey.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Took me to long to figure Beatles here. Much to long.

 

[Kurt.]

Straight outta old swan
A grass cutter wit attitude
Got no heating allowance
So he subsidises that with ‘food’
Mixed up in the rackets
He’s a friend of The Jersey Boys
And you’ll know if you cross him
Cos empty vessels make the most noise
He’s coming straight outta old Swan …. Old swan … old swan !!!!