JOEY BARTON BLASTS LIVERPOOL GIRLS

[Del]

Joey Barton says he hates going home to Liverpool as all the girls there are perma-tanned and thick.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/vie...asts-perma-tanned-and-thick-Liverpool-lasses/

 

[RFUS]

He's right.

 

[Del]

He's right.

Wouldent say there all thick like

Defo perma-tanned

 

[Roztitute]

I'm from London and I like scouse birds.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Two really pretty scouse girls ( who, actually, errm I've hardly noticed ) sit a couple of rows in front of me. If they lost the orange skin they'd be stunners so, he has a point there.

Wouldn't say they were thick though, well, not compared to Leigh girls.

 

[Del]

Barton out of the blue thinks hes a intellectual

The lads a thug like the rest of his scum bag family

 

[RFUS]

Wouldent say there all thick like

Defo perma-tanned

Well no saying they're all anything is obviously wrong.

But there are a ridiculous amount of tangerine, pyjama-clad sheep with massive fringes and horrendous, shrieking voices that make my ears bleed.

 

[RFUS]

Barton out of the blue thinks hes a intellectual

The lads a thug like the rest of his scum bag family

Oh don't get me wrong, his opinion of himself is cringeworthy, I'm just not going to get defensive about scouse lasses when he's spot on about a large portion of them. Or at least the ones I come across.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Barton out of the blue thinks hes a intellectual

The lads a thug like the rest of his scum bag family

He is a thug, but whenever I've heard him interviewed too any depth, he actually comes across as being quite bright ( his interview with Gabby Yorath before he was sent down comes to mind ). He's a conundrum in many ways.

 

[Del]

Well no saying they're all anything is obviously wrong.

But there are a ridiculous amount of tangerine, pyjama-clad sheep with massive fringes and horrendous, shrieking voices that make my ears bleed.

The pyjamas thing is the worst one

I was seeing a girl from Leeds and brought her to Huyton,It was very hard explaining why people where walking around ASDA in there nightwear

 

[RFUS]

He is a thug, but whenever I've heard him interviewed too any depth, he actually comes across as being quite bright ( his interview with Gabby Yorath before he was sent down comes to mind ). He's a conundrum in many ways.

He's definitely fairly smart, at least for a footballer, but he's a pretentious tit.

The pyjamas thing is the worst one

I was seeing a girl from Leeds and brought her to Huyton,It was very hard explaining why people where walking around ASDA in there nightwear

It's shocking. I remember being in Tescos the other year as a woman walked in with her kid. They were both in pyjamas, she had rollers in her hair and they were both wearing slippers. FFS.

 

[Del]

Oh this is his girlfriend from Liverpool

She defo doesent wear fake tan

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Oh this is his girlfriend from Liverpool

She defo doesent wear fake tan

DAMN. Beat me to it, just shows what an utter ******** this lad is.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

allegedlly this is his new BIRRRRD.

 

[RFUS]

“Liverpool isn’t very cultured. In London you can always go to an art gallery or an exhibition or go and see a band any time you like.

“I am not messing about when I say I go to art galleries. I want to broaden my horizons and learn.”

Yeah he is a massive tit.