Jo last night!!!

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

It's amazing that if we just played him in down the left, he'd place an unstoppable shot right in the corner.

Pity we only managed to do it like, 3 times.

Yeah it's our fault for not realising sooner that his first touch is like that of a 12 y.o.'s first pap grope

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

I still reckon there was or is two of them. One that scored all those goals and played for Brazil, then the twin brother who had him kidnapped and took his place.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

TBH i hav'nt be his biggest fan. But i have to give it to him. Last night i thought we was fantastic. Once Hibbo was sent off it was going to be really difficult for him upfrount on his own. But i thought he was tremendos. He held the ball up so well, ran his fukking heart out. An was very clever by getting us free kicks around the box. Easily hios best game in a blue shirt. I really think him an Yakubu could be awsome together.

Also special praise fo Pienaar, who again was outstanding!!!!

Stop talking [Poor language removed] you bad,bad weapon......

 

[neonleon]

Stop talking [Poor language removed] you bad,bad weapon......

you talking to yourself again sharpy?

 

[Goat]

you talking to yourself again sharpy?

Hes the only 1 that can understand his spelling.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Hes the only 1 that can understand his spelling.

I'll get you fukked......

 

[Goat]

I'll get you fukked......

Sounds interesting.

 

[EFCTim Cahill]

Jo: one of the greatest players to ever appear for Brazil

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Sounds interesting.

Your in lad.......

 

[Goat]

Scary, scary Man that, I dont care how old you are or even how big and hard you are, he scares the utter [Poor language removed] out of Me and im frigging Solid.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

shudders violently**

 

[EFCTim Cahill]

Your in lad.......

you would of thought Heskey could afford a better jacket than that

 

[chicoazul]

Scary, scary Man that, I dont care how old you are or even how big and hard you are, he scares the utter [Poor language removed] out of Me and im frigging Solid.

He, erm measured, some of my mates in our teens.

 

[Goat]

Only ever "bumped" into him once, Me and mates walking down the Street, saw him walking slowly towards us, "oi is that Aki?", "Lads? Lads???".

I think we broke land speed records.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

He lived round here for a bit, but before then he would always be hanging around and following all the rugby lads about pestering them, everyone knew who he was but one tale was that he used to get away with everything cos his dad was a diplomat or something, heard it's shoite since but when you google him on urban legends sites it appears he's been all over the northwest upto his stunts, always used to have a white placky bag and 'pop or slash' was said to be his chatup line.