Jim'll Fixit

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · March 25, 2008

ok guys we probably all wrote to mr fixit to make a dream come true. some we look back and think what a [Poor language removed] he was for not picking you, or maybe you were one of the lucky ones.... let us know what you wanted jim to fix for you.

i'll get the ball rolling with what can only be described as a lucky thing for me that i wasn't picked, you see as a kid in the 70's i wanted only one thing and that was to wear gary glitters boots...........i'm glad i'm not in the bastards now i can tell you.

SuitsBlue · March 25, 2008

can jim fix it for us all to be all creeped out

copywrite: ross noble, have i got news for you

ToffeeDan · March 25, 2008

Dear Jim,

I know it's really asking a lot for you to abolish Liverpool Football Club* so instead I was wondering if you could create a major road-block, train derailment, floods and general mayhem in and around the area of Treorchy in Wales between Friday 22nd of April 1977 and Sunday 24th April 1977. I've got a really bad feeling about a man called Clive and I really think he shouldn't go out that weekend - can you arrange this - please!

How's about that then?

If you can't make this will you please pass it on to that nice man Jeremy Beadle.

Dan (aged 16)

* being polite here, GOTers!!

Vim Fuego · March 26, 2008

I never was a convert to Jim'll Fix It, but if his show was being broadcast now i'd ask him to arrange for me to have Heather Graham strapped to my bed posts with only a pair of knee length boots on so i could lick and shag her to her ultimate wet and sloppy demise.

ToffeeDan · March 26, 2008

Vim Fuego said:
I never was a convert to Jim'll Fix It, but if his show was being broadcast now i'd ask him to arrange for me to have Heather Graham strapped to my bed posts with only a pair of knee length boots on so i could lick and shag her to her ultimate wet and sloppy demise.

Fancy asking a single bloke in his 80s to arrange something like that...especially one who wears gold tracksuits!!

TD