2024/25 Jarrad Branthwaite

[Walken]

Fair play to him if he extends his deal and gives us a couple more years

He’s basically nuking his England career in the short term if he stays with us, as Tuchel won’t go near him whilst he’s in an Everton shirt

Tuchels gone in a year hopefully

 

[Armaghtoffee]

No stress, we’l dig up a Great Granny from somewhere and make a Celt out of him.

*Prepares shovels.