Jarg Things about Christmas

[BlueLlama]

Now I'm not totally bah humbug about Xmas but...

Gash music on the radio for a month
Getting eye aids from neighbours ridiculous over the top lights all over the front of their houses
Christmas cake and Christmas pudding tastes likes ass
Mince pies are cack too

Discuss




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[Deleted member 28206]

Christmas tree putting up injuries
Empty feelings after its over
Missing Star Wars/Indiana jones
Seeing Harry potter for the 34th on BBC

 

[formerly manx toffee]

You should never dance a tango with an Eskimo

 

[Azzurri]

Jarg means fake.

 

[BlueLlama]

Jarg means fake.

In wool it means gash

 

[JamesEFC]

Now I'm not totally bah humbug about Xmas but...

Gash music on the radio for a month
Getting eye aids from neighbours ridiculous over the top lights all over the front of their houses
Christmas cake and Christmas pudding tastes likes ass
Mince pies are cack too

Discuss




Soon

Scrooge!

 

[Azzurri]

Now I'm not totally bah humbug about Xmas but...

Gash music on the radio for a month
Getting eye aids from neighbours ridiculous over the top lights all over the front of their houses
Christmas cake and Christmas pudding tastes likes ass
Mince pies are cack too

Discuss




Soon

I agree with all this, although some decorations look boss. We do our house well, just plain blue fairy lights everywhere.

 

[ijjysmith]

Can't really think of anything I don...


CHRISTMAS PUDDING IS EFFING VILE

 

[BlueLlama]

I agree with all this, although some decorations look boss. We do our house well, just plain blue fairy lights everywhere.

It is the c0cks who put giant reindeer and huge snow men all over the place that wind me up

 

[Azzurri]

It is the c0cks who put giant reindeer and huge snow men all over the place that wind me up

I have a theory on Christmas decorations:

Fairy Lights = Boss

Snowmen, Rudolphs, Santas = Gash.

 

[DanEFC92]

Turkey - Horrible.

 

[Azzurri]

Turkey - Horrible.

*gasps*

 

[Bungle]

Having to spend more time with mrs parents than is usually tolerable

 

[Bungle]

Turkey - Horrible.

Spot on mate

 

[Del]

I hate all the over indulgence and all the waste of money for a couple of hours on Christmas morning

Bryan hit the nail on the head, That feeling after everyone has opened there gifts and you just sit there and go "Well thats that then" and start cleaning up

CHRISTMAS IS SH1TE