Japanese Ninja Shortage

[Groucho]

Apparently there’s a lack of willing ninjas in Japan.

Japan is Having a Shortage of Ninjas Despite Offering $85,000 Salary - Bihani Khabar

Iga, located in Mie Prefecture, Japan, is reportedly having a lesser-known crisis compared to the demographic one that the country is currently facing – huge shortage of ninjas despite offering candidates a pretty hefty annual salary of $85,000 as maximum. The small city, which believes to be...

bihanikhabars.com

 

[Billysgingham.]

Apparently there’s a lack of willing ninjas in Japan.

Japan is Having a Shortage of Ninjas Despite Offering $85,000 Salary - Bihani Khabar

Iga, located in Mie Prefecture, Japan, is reportedly having a lesser-known crisis compared to the demographic one that the country is currently facing – huge shortage of ninjas despite offering candidates a pretty hefty annual salary of $85,000 as maximum. The small city, which believes to be...

bihanikhabars.com

You're asking for trouble aren't ya, are you after someone?

 

[Groucho]

You're asking for trouble aren't ya, are you after someone?

I’d have the wages let me tell you.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Thoughts are with the Japanese at this difficult time

 

[orly]

Apparently there’s a lack of willing ninjas in Japan.

Japan is Having a Shortage of Ninjas Despite Offering $85,000 Salary - Bihani Khabar

Iga, located in Mie Prefecture, Japan, is reportedly having a lesser-known crisis compared to the demographic one that the country is currently facing – huge shortage of ninjas despite offering candidates a pretty hefty annual salary of $85,000 as maximum. The small city, which believes to be...

bihanikhabars.com

Actually there's no shortage, the new wave are so good the recruiters keep missing them

 

[Nymzee]

Read this a few years back I swear; must not have took off.

Or they’re getting popped off too often by Yakuza.

 

[LEONARD]

Thoughts are with the Japanese at this difficult time

Expect banner of solidarity on Kop for next RS home game.

 

[jaycee]

Sorry thought it said short ninjas

 

[LEONARD]

We need to worry when the Geisha's are starting to get scarce.

(apologies= dodgy sexist post)

 

[jaycee]

We need to worry when the Geisha's are starting to get scarce.

(apologies= dodgy sexist post)

There were/maybe still are female ninjas that were trained in the art of seduction,mainly used as spies

 

[SerenityNigh]

There were/maybe still are female ninjas that were trained in the art of seduction,mainly used as spies

Pretty sure the Smiths sang about this, “ninja is a wangwage, can’t you lead?”

 

[dublinbluenose]

I swear when I read that thread title I said to myself "Who is Nina Shortage".

 

[the sniderman]

**swings in**