Jags has got himself a new model

[DanEFC92]

Heaving bellend.

Phil Neville was a better captain. Says it all. Fraudielka!

 

[gonetomorrow]

I wonder how Blades fans feel. They thought they'd landed a seasoned pro, autumn of his career, back to his roots etc etc and here's this throbbing sex machine. The other subs'll be budging up the bench to keep away.