Titus Bramble
Best centre half to grace the Premier League
... like a crate full of bad memories
like a scalded sea cadet
like a fire damaged apricot
like an awkward flannel
like a disused slot
like a fire damaged doyley
like a gloomy Welsh monument
like a cowboys crack
like racing bacon
like a methane investigation
like a duck's scrotum
like a neglected radish
like a forgotten tunnel
like two octupi in a battle to the death
like colliding moons
like a troubled magnet
like a sun dried fart
like a bankrupt pug
like a putrid whelk
like a scalded sea cadet
like a fire damaged apricot
like an awkward flannel
like a disused slot
like a fire damaged doyley
like a gloomy Welsh monument
like a cowboys crack
like racing bacon
like a methane investigation
like a duck's scrotum
like a neglected radish
like a forgotten tunnel
like two octupi in a battle to the death
like colliding moons
like a troubled magnet
like a sun dried fart
like a bankrupt pug
like a putrid whelk
