EFC David
Player Valuation: £30m
Picture the scene , just adjusting the blinds on the side window on my house and I notice the little **** of a westie perched on the windowsill of my next door neighbours side window.
What do I do ?
Do I retreat in terror hoping for it to go away? no!
Do I offer my children as sacrifice to the beast ? no!
I ****ing stared at it! Mrs EFC David goes " what are you doing?"
I say " staring the dog down next door whos looking at me all hard and stuff!"
She calls me a sad [Poor language removed].
Anyway back to the dog, I'm staring at it, the dog stands up on the windowstill, stares back, it's playing hardball, I adjust my blinds enough so I can get my nose closer to the window, the dogs sees that I'm not messing about.
Westie presses it's wet nose on the window, I try and use the force on it " look away " I whisper " look away"
The dog looked away!
WHOS THE ****ING DADDY????? DONT **** WITH ME DOGGY!!! ILL OWN YOU, YOU SILLY LITTLE DOG!!!!!!
What do I do ?
Do I retreat in terror hoping for it to go away? no!
Do I offer my children as sacrifice to the beast ? no!
I ****ing stared at it! Mrs EFC David goes " what are you doing?"
I say " staring the dog down next door whos looking at me all hard and stuff!"
She calls me a sad [Poor language removed].
Anyway back to the dog, I'm staring at it, the dog stands up on the windowstill, stares back, it's playing hardball, I adjust my blinds enough so I can get my nose closer to the window, the dogs sees that I'm not messing about.
Westie presses it's wet nose on the window, I try and use the force on it " look away " I whisper " look away"
The dog looked away!
WHOS THE ****ING DADDY????? DONT **** WITH ME DOGGY!!! ILL OWN YOU, YOU SILLY LITTLE DOG!!!!!!
