I fingered a bird who had the sh1ts. She was on the toilet at the time.
It just felt like the thing to do. We was in Whitley Bay, she was a Geordie. We went back to my room, she pulled out a bag of golden Virginia and began rolling up a cigarette which she smoked in my bed, before we got down to business she went the toilet. I thought nothing of it and followed her in, she was sitting there, knickers around her ankles giving me this drunken smile. I approached her and kissed her before slipping my hand into the toilet and begin rubbing her lower regions. A few minutes after her being pleasured I made my way back to the bed before we started our business. What a girl.