Ive just done a little crap

[roydo]

Just saying.

 

[Moomin]

I was going to do this thread.

Beat me to it, well played sir.

 

[ijjysmith]

I've had 3 today.

Quite the impressive hat trick.

 

[Moomin]

I've had 3 today.

Quite the impressive hat trick.

One solid, one runny and one water???

 

[ijjysmith]

One solid, one runny and one water???

One rabbit.

One pre show.

One main event.

 

[Moomin]

One rabbit.

One pre show.

One main event.

Was the main event a solid or a pebble dashing???

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

I had 6 poos in one day once. It was a proud day for me and my family.

 

[ijjysmith]

Was the main event a solid or a pebble dashing???

Have to say no mate.

Very regular and very much needed.

All in all very successful.

I miss the poo thread.

 

[MickM86]

I fingered a bird who had the sh1ts. She was on the toilet at the time.

It just felt like the thing to do. We was in Whitley Bay, she was a Geordie. We went back to my room, she pulled out a bag of golden Virginia and began rolling up a cigarette which she smoked in my bed, before we got down to business she went the toilet. I thought nothing of it and followed her in, she was sitting there, knickers around her ankles giving me this drunken smile. I approached her and kissed her before slipping my hand into the toilet and begin rubbing her lower regions. A few minutes after her being pleasured I made my way back to the bed before we started our business. What a girl.

 

[roydo]

I fingered a bird who had the sh1ts. She was on the toilet at the time.

It just felt like the thing to do. We was in Whitley Bay, she was a Geordie. We went back to my room, she pulled out a bag of golden Virginia and began rolling up a cigarette which she smoked in my bed, before we got down to business she went the toilet. I thought nothing of it and followed her in, she was sitting there, knickers around her ankles giving me this drunken smile. I approached her and kissed her before slipping my hand into the toilet and begin rubbing her lower regions. A few minutes after her being pleasured I made my way back to the bed before we started our business. What a girl.

I have no words.

 

[bluejock]

Good grief

 

[Moomin]

I fingered a bird who had the sh1ts. She was on the toilet at the time.

It just felt like the thing to do. We was in Whitley Bay, she was a Geordie. We went back to my room, she pulled out a bag of golden Virginia and began rolling up a cigarette which she smoked in my bed, before we got down to business she went the toilet. I thought nothing of it and followed her in, she was sitting there, knickers around her ankles giving me this drunken smile. I approached her and kissed her before slipping my hand into the toilet and begin rubbing her lower regions. A few minutes after her being pleasured I made my way back to the bed before we started our business. What a girl.

Mick, i will speak to the Newcastle tourism board and get this put on a poster to get visitors to Newcastle and Whitley Bay.

 

[bluemangroup]

I fingered a bird who had the sh1ts. She was on the toilet at the time.

It just felt like the thing to do. We was in Whitley Bay, she was a Geordie. We went back to my room, she pulled out a bag of golden Virginia and began rolling up a cigarette which she smoked in my bed, before we got down to business she went the toilet. I thought nothing of it and followed her in, she was sitting there, knickers around her ankles giving me this drunken smile. I approached her and kissed her before slipping my hand into the toilet and begin rubbing her lower regions. A few minutes after her being pleasured I made my way back to the bed before we started our business. What a girl.

Who said romance was dead?

 

[Bungle]

I fingered a bird who had the sh1ts. She was on the toilet at the time.

It just felt like the thing to do. We was in Whitley Bay, she was a Geordie. We went back to my room, she pulled out a bag of golden Virginia and began rolling up a cigarette which she smoked in my bed, before we got down to business she went the toilet. I thought nothing of it and followed her in, she was sitting there, knickers around her ankles giving me this drunken smile. I approached her and kissed her before slipping my hand into the toilet and begin rubbing her lower regions. A few minutes after her being pleasured I made my way back to the bed before we started our business. What a girl.

Beautiful words Mick

 

[TheFinnFan]

Sitter or stander? Thats the main question