I've just absolutely SHOITED myself

[chicoazul]

I lived in the Caribbean for a few years, there were massive tarantulas trying to bust into house at certain times of the year, bigger than your hand bad boys.
All in all though they were sound, just lacking cuddles thats all.
* I didn't cuddle them.

 

[Azzbot]

I'd literally cry. I can't stand them. Why 8 legs? WHY??