I've got the solution to all of our problems!!!

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Summerskin

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Think about it, bar those 10-12 games from Jan-March where we ripped the piss out of everyone, we've been badly gash under Le Coq...

Man City changed to Umbro and look what happened, let's go back, i'll even forgive them for just bringing out the same [Poor language removed] every year!

:P.
 
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Personally I think we just need more Brazilians in the team.


We don't have any Brazilians. Get Jo or something.
 
Puma had the best kits we had for beards and we sacked them off, Umbro bore the [Poor language removed] out of me.

I'd like Nike personally but I'm too old to prance about in a replica kit like.
 
Puma had the best kits we had for beards and we sacked them off, Umbro bore the [Poor language removed] out of me.

I'd like Nike personally but I'm too old to prance about in a replica kit like.

I'm hit and miss with Puma, big time...

...For instance, the Spurs home kit is fantastic, whereas the away and third kits constantly make me want to die, they don't even have consistency within the same team.

This was our best ever modern day shirt I reckon...

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Phwoar.
 

I personally think our current home kit, and our third choice vanilla kit, are 2 of the finest I've ever seen. The pink one is a monstrosity, like, but 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
 
I agree with you Summerskin, that is also my favourite.
I bought the bright yellow away one from a couple years ago, probably a second favourite but only for wearing to training, I don't think anybody would want me seen wearing it down town!
 
If we go back to Umbro, we'll finish 5th again, nailed on.

The Yak will score, Arteta will beat the first man, Pienaar won't freeze up on the outskirts of the 18 yard box, Carsley will win all the second balls, we'll still think that Vaughan has a chance...

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notice how our players always get that sweat spot in the middle of their chests? the current home strip is constraining in that spot and interfering with the players ability to regulate temperature. thats why we're playing better when we wear our away kit (as awful as it is).

le coq out!
 
notice how our players always get that sweat spot in the middle of their chests? the current home strip is constraining in that spot and interfering with the players ability to regulate temperature. thats why we're playing better when we wear our away kit (as awful as it is).

le coq out!

Thats actually Vaseline lad.
 

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