Its Christmas in Australia......

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Certainly not howard or lukaku. Precision ball control is vital.

Mirallas only has one good eye, its debatable which one, rules him out.

Coleman is too quiet for me and as they say ' watch out for the quiet ones '. He would likely two finger you instead.

Probably go with Stevie Pienaar. Defo got small hands, so at least my sack would seem huge like.
 
If it's cock sucking lips that are needed I'll ring Super Kevin Campbell up and ask for his cuz Naomi to help - she's got the right lips.
 
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