Its Christmas in Australia......

[Moomin]

You are having a stroll in the bush thinking to yourself " how ace is this, wearing shorts on Christmas day and sweating profusely " when suddenly an eastern brown snake one of the most deadly snakes in the world slides up your shorts and bites you on the testicle.

What Everton player would you want to suck the venom out and why?

 

[ijjysmith]

Mo Besic would tackle it out of me.

 

[Moomin]

Mo Besic

I thought him, but he would rip a ball off and chew it and then slide tackle you into the dirt.

 

[Kiwi]

You are having a stroll in the bush thinking to yourself " how ace is this, wearing shorts on Christmas day and sweating profusely " when suddenly an eastern brown snake one of the most deadly snakes in the world slides up your shorts and bites you on the testicle.

What Everton player would you want to suck the venom out and why?

Leon Osman. He has plenty of practise at sucking

 

[Fearthainn]

Definitely not Alcaraz as he's probably get injured while moving towards my testicle.

 

[BiggyRat]

Alex Greenwood.

 

[Woolly Blue]

edit

Alex Greenwood.

ffs, beaten to it by a rat !

 

[Elong]

Leon Osman. He has plenty of practise at sucking

 

[zirc]

Wholly implausible scenario.

I never wear shorts.

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Everyone knows the best player in our squad that sucks is Robles..


"ROBLES SUCKS...USA..USA..USA..."

 

[sageyefc]

The answer to these questions is always Eto'o

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Samuel Antidoto'o

 

[FTY]

Bryan Oviedo. Good looking bloke.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Stones, as he has luscious lips:

 

[Moomin]

@EFCNIK calls her average.

I'm half tempted to become a Muslim in spite of him.

She is tremoundous