It's Christmas day in New York City....

[Groucho]

Tim Howard to lull them into a false sense of security, then Duncan Ferguson to fill them in.

Been to NYC at thanksgiving, it's boss.

 

[wm02]

Do they have to be a current Everton player? Surely Big Dunc or Timmy Cahill would be the men to headbutt holes into the chests of these miscreant cartels.

And Tim is already in NYC with the Red Bulls

 

[Prevenger17]

And Tim is already in NYC with the Red Bulls

I never even thought of that, a ready made one-man army ready to deploy at once. I would only have to throw a Baseball Fury member in the air and Tim would no doubt leap out of the darkness and header him between two trees.

 

[SunKing]

I'd take Baines, he could hit the first man and I'd take the rest...

 

[bluelife]

Martinez to compliment them to death

 

[bluelife]

Distin to hoof them to death

 

[bluelife]

Lukaku to have a nasty first touch on them all

 

[bluelife]

Robles to drop them all

 

[blue4eva77]

Jesus h

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Tommy Grav's over there isn't he ?

& Psycho Pat.

 

[Pat's Van]

Z has the most tattoos, he is second in command of the gang who beat you senseless. He comes from a broken home, his dad walked out when he was 4 years of age.

His mum was a crack whore and he sometimes witnessed his mum with punters to fund her habit.

sounds a lot like my life

although to be fair I'd never let me kids watch me with the punters

 

[ToffeeDan]

Can I cheat and take Stevie G to get him utterly ripped apart?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Barry Horne. He'd bore the vicious thugs into submission.

 

[steken1]

Big Denis..