It's Christmas day in New York City....

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You and the better half are taking a stroll through central Park when suddenly a gang like the warriors from the cult classic movie surround you both. They rob you of your wallet and watch and snatch the purse from the better half and then beat you both to the ground in a severe beating.

You wake up dazed and confused in hospital. Which Everton player would you phone to get some " Equalizer" style of revenge on the gang??

* please note, Mohammed Besic is not allowed into the us of a due to his name.
 

I'll take the nutter with the knuckle dusters tattooed on him. Besic looks like the kind of person that would have no qualms about pulling the trigger on another man.
 
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Kirsty MacColl and Shane MacGowan. After this gruesome twosome have filled in the 'baseball furies' they escort us to a nearby plush hotel to get patched up and autographs from the Everton greats of the generations.
 
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You and the better half are taking a stroll through central Park when suddenly a gang like the warriors from the cult classic movie surround you both. They rob you of your wallet and watch and snatch the purse from the better half and then beat you both to the ground in a severe beating.

You wake up dazed and confused in hospital. Which Everton player would you phone to get some " Equalizer" style of revenge on the gang??

* please note, Mohammed Besic is not allowed into the us of a due to his name.
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I hardly think anything as fragile and breakable as "laws" would stop Besic from entering the country and slide tackling Rogues and Turnbull AC's left right and centre until everything is okay.
 

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