It's Christmas day in Hawaii...

[Moomin]

You are swimming off the coast of Oahu close to the shore when a jellyfish stings you a few times, once on the face that really stings.

What Everton player would you want waiting on the beach ready to urinate on you to soothe the stings??

 

[Elong]

This is worse than the sock thread.

 

[toffee matt]

Worse than @Kurt

 

[BlueLlama]

Brendan Rodgers thinks this thread is outstanding though

 

[blueboy1945]

You are swimming off the coast of Oahu close to the shore when a jellyfish stings you a few times, once on the face that really stings.

What Everton player would you want waiting on the beach ready to urinate on you to soothe the stings??

Grow up

 

[Evo2901]

DISGUSTING THREAD.

 

[AlE]

WEE ON OSMAN