It's a crime when . . .

[Eggs]

No eggs you fraud?

....I’m no cannibal.

 

[magicjuan]

We're reduced to this...

 

[anjelikaferrett]

people do not replace the bog roll after using the last piece.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

People put red sauce on Bacon on toast and not brown sauce.

Or putting both red and brown sauce on!

 

[degsy]

Somebody breaks the law.

Simple.

So wrong - its only a crime when you get caught and everythings legal if you don't get caught