It was Christmas Eve babe.. In the Drunk tank....

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I will start with one of my own..

Done ALL the shopping last minute.. Got on the ale..
Then, got on the ferry back home...

All the shopping left in the boozer...

Carnage.
 
noharmdone said:
I will start with one of my own..

Done ALL the shopping last minute.. Got on the ale..
Then, got on the ferry back home...

All the shopping left in the boozer...

Carnage.
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Easily sorted. You need to go back to the boozer to check if the shopping was handed in behind the bar. You could ring but some things are best done in person.
 
Christmas Eve year 2000 and I was 18. There was about to be a late lock in at the pub and was short of cash. Asked the bouncers if I'd have time to run the cash machine and they said fine. Running back from the cash machine I baecame aware of a large yellow Merseytravel bus shelter hurtling rapidly towards me. I tried to sidestep it at the last minute, but drunkenly didn't give it enough space. Ended up on my arse with a dislocated shoulder
 

Woolly Blue said:
Easily sorted. You need to go back to the boozer to check if the shopping was handed in behind the bar. You could ring but some things are best done in person.
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I got a taxi from Gosport to Pompey.. Recovered the shopping. ( about the same as Liverpool Central to Wallasey )
 
Me mate spent last christmas day in a police cell cos his psycho bird flipped out on him and called the police. Never trust a woman.....
 

Over a decade ago I was in Cambridge...went out on the lash with some mates...

Spotted a bunch of STUNNING girls....made a few moves and you know the score.

Rejected.

Kept up with the chit chat.....managed to get the main one out of the club and into a taxi -- JACKPOT as I was going back to hers.

I was probably there for 2-3 hours and then I heard what ended up being her LARGE TURKISH BROTHER coming up the stairs...


You guessed it, I jumped out of the window on XMAS MORNING....

Was in so much pain I had to SMS my mate to come and carry me into his car and take me to hospital. No broken bones luckily....





Another story was when I was about 5/6 years old and lived in a massive house with 3 floors....my family stayed on the 2nd floor and the 3rd floor we didnt really use.....however there were footsteps on the top floor pretty frequently which was a bit scary.

Christmas eve I decided to stay awake and try and catch santa.....it was a tough struggle but my door (which usually creaked) didnt make a sound.....until I suddenly heard SANTA saying to me that I should sleep as good boys always sleep so santa can leave presents.

I counted to 5 then leapt out of the bed and ran to my parents room....both were there asleep....my dad came back to my room with me and there were my presents at the bottom of the bed.

Santa Exists.
 
Our house had been broken in quite frequently for a number of years even with security measures {bars and alarms necessary in the end} but one christmas my mum had a few bevvies and got worried about all the presents being on view for theives so she hid all the presents on christmas eve but she didnt tell anybody she was doing this and she forgot she had done it the night before so when we all woke up we thought we had been robbed on christmas day lol, felt a bit sickening but we went out and bought more and then later on I couldnt believe it had happened so decided to search as there was no evidence of a theft and found them my mum was quite embarrassed especially as we had told people we had been robbed. Though I blame the initial robbers of putting her in that frame of mind scumbags
 
Everton 1878 NSNO said:
Our house had been broken in quite frequently for a number of years even with security measures {bars and alarms necessary in the end} but one christmas my mum had a few bevvies and got worried about all the presents being on view for theives so she hid all the presents on christmas eve but she didnt tell anybody she was doing this and she forgot she had done it the night before so when we all woke up we thought we had been robbed on christmas day lol, felt a bit sickening but we went out and bought more and then later on I couldnt believe it had happened so decided to search as there was no evidence of a theft and found them my mum was quite embarrassed especially as we had told people we had been robbed. Though I blame the initial robbers of putting her in that frame of mind scumbags
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Getting robbed on Xmas must be awful.
 
Anybody caught breaking into a House in December or January should be taken outside and shot, no trial, no nothing, just put down like a dog and buried in a ditch.
 

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