It’s impossible

[RAFUH]

It's impossible for a woman to leave the house on time. Sometimes I just sit and with my coat on near the door and watch her rush around aimlessly, achieving absolutely nothing. It's like they're programmed to be late. Either that or programmed to wind you up. its probably the latter. You try and be late for them though.

*takes off mod hat
*puts on feminist button

Let’s change that from woman to your Mrs so as to avoid any turmoil.