It’s impossible

[Seathestars]

To hum a tune while holding your nose.

What else is impossible?

 

[chrismpw]

 

[royalblue66]

To not hate the r/s.

 

[chrismpw]

I disagree - you can hum but the noise just leaves an open mouth rather than the nostrils.

Easier than rimming yourself.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Everton to keep a clean sheet

 

[PaulPowersTash]

It's impossible to tickle yourself.

 

[bigjonny]

A few things according to Perry Como

 

[daza_1973]

Dig half a hole

 

[Kurt.]

Lick your own elbow

 

[Kurt.]

Spot a kopite in the kopite thread

 

[Kurt.]

One of the above statements may be false

 

[Kurt.]

I bet you all tried licking your elbows ..... tits lol

 

[PaddyJames]

To hum a tune while holding your nose.

What else is impossible?

Right I've tried La'Marseillaise, The Jaws Theme and The Riverboat Song and you are right. I'm sat on my own and still felt like a right t1t doing it. Thanks for that.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Lick your own elbow

Some double jointed people can. So it's improbable, not impossible.

 

[PaddyJames]

It's impossible for a woman to leave the house on time. Sometimes I just sit and with my coat on near the door and watch her rush around aimlessly, achieving absolutely nothing. It's like they're programmed to be late. Either that or programmed to wind you up. its probably the latter. You try and be late for them though.