Is this true to life???

[Dylan]

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.'

 

[Aztattooedfootballfan]

:hay:

very good!

 

[Whitebootman]

True to life I'm afraid, how do they do that?

 

[Lisa]

We have a little alarm in our head

 

[Gazdalf]

This thread is brought to you by "Rohipnol"

 

[devonblue]

luckily my wife is the one with the lovely lady lumps so im happy

 

[Gazdalf]

luckily my wife is the one with the lovely lady lumps so im happy

So is Dylans. We all know THAT thread

 

[Lisa]

So is Dylans. We all know THAT thread

That's still going........

 

[Gazdalf]

That's still going........

Tattooed in my mind sweetie.




I reckon someone will bump it now. You caused quite an impression.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

 

[devonblue]

Tattooed in my mind sweetie.




I reckon someone will bump it now. You caused quite an impression.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

bump away please

 

[Gazdalf]

bump away please

I am the IDEAS man, I am not the the HOW man. I suggest, and then you sort it out.

This is how ideas and how works.

Welcome to me Devonblue.

hehe

 

[a2b chris]

I am the IDEAS man, I am not the the HOW man. I suggest, and then you sort it out.

This is how ideas and how works.

Welcome to me Devonblue.

hehe

How are you doing stranger?

 

[Gazdalf]

How are you doing stranger?

I am doing good my old friend. Taxi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you are ok mate.

 

[devonblue]

I am the IDEAS man, I am not the the HOW man. I suggest, and then you sort it out.

This is how ideas and how works.

Welcome to me Devonblue.

hehe

i'm no-ones bitch
but i'll see what i can do any idea what thread was called

 

[Gazdalf]

i'm no-ones bitch
but i'll see what i can do any idea what thread was called

Thread??


Do not confuse me with genuine street like jargon.