Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
Today 29/01/2012 i was walking around IKEA with my beautiful soon to be wife and it hit me....
i was walking in an about lots of pregnant woman and lots of dads. All looking to sort there kids rooms out, same reason i was there. The place stunk of 2.3 children and plenty of beige. These where the people i used to hate. middle of the road families with no fun in their lives. highlight of the week being the shopping..
You know what im talking about, mum an dad arguing over what colour the bedding will be in Sams room. Are the curtains going to be black or blue. I virtually saw two parent jizz over a light for over a cot....
WTF was i doing there. i was doing the same **** as them.... christ no, help me. It's a Sunday and 2 great games will be on in the pub. And im in IKEA. My mate calls me an tells me iv just missed a great finish from some kid from Boro. An im in the car park loading ****ing baby draws into the boot of my car followed by new lights, cushions, chopping board, washing basket........you get the point.
It's dawned on me im a dad of one beautiful daughter with my little boy to arrive in 2 months. And im already doing this ****.
Please someone tell me it doesn't all end like this...
Please pass me the Lemo an a create of larger.....
HELP!!!!
i was walking in an about lots of pregnant woman and lots of dads. All looking to sort there kids rooms out, same reason i was there. The place stunk of 2.3 children and plenty of beige. These where the people i used to hate. middle of the road families with no fun in their lives. highlight of the week being the shopping..
You know what im talking about, mum an dad arguing over what colour the bedding will be in Sams room. Are the curtains going to be black or blue. I virtually saw two parent jizz over a light for over a cot....
WTF was i doing there. i was doing the same **** as them.... christ no, help me. It's a Sunday and 2 great games will be on in the pub. And im in IKEA. My mate calls me an tells me iv just missed a great finish from some kid from Boro. An im in the car park loading ****ing baby draws into the boot of my car followed by new lights, cushions, chopping board, washing basket........you get the point.
It's dawned on me im a dad of one beautiful daughter with my little boy to arrive in 2 months. And im already doing this ****.
Please someone tell me it doesn't all end like this...
Please pass me the Lemo an a create of larger.....
HELP!!!!
