Is it acceptable to microwave bacon?

[GrandOldTeam]

Although, to my great shame I must admit I went through a few of these;

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/305965520?srsltid=AfmBOooYRDjBsWvSdz9ctA_lFJknUHN5CCvG3l54pBI7AP8vJDFtUL3_

 

[Groucho]

Do you mean (crispy) bacon or ham?

Our proper, British bacon.

Although, to my great shame I must admit I went through a few of these;

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/305965520?srsltid=AfmBOooYRDjBsWvSdz9ctA_lFJknUHN5CCvG3l54pBI7AP8vJDFtUL3_

I prefer a sausage to be honest.

Black pudding is the king of all fried foods for me.

I’d just like to point out that all the people who are to be avoided are listed above, they voted yes.

 

[Kurt.]

Is it ever acceptable to microwave bacon. I myself (who, before entering the medical world, had limited chef training) claim this is wrong and an affront to the pigs that have given their lives so we may eat like kings.

My sister on the other had (who can only cook fried eggs and instant coffee but consumes neither), says it’s fine.

I love her dearly but I claim she is a heathen.

Discuss.

Stick her in the microwave immediately

 

[Kurt.]

Heathen

Burn her with fire.
May as well throw a few rashers on while you're there.

I’m sure you could give her some pointers on cooking pig

 

[tommye]

I’m sure you could give her some pointers on cooking pig

Is this a reference to me giving ye mar a good roasting?

 

[spectateur]

Who uses a microwave nowadays?
Air fry everything....

What's air fry?

 

[Kurt.]

Is this a reference to me giving ye mar a good roasting?

Wow

 

[Dddddd]

Is it acceptable to sleep with your Grandmother?

I'd say both are level on the unacceptable charts.

Bacon takes 5 mins on the grill, not hard.

You also wouldn’t be hard sleeping with your grandmother - I hope

Might take longer than 5 mins

 

[barneygumble]

You also wouldn’t be hard sleeping with your grandmother - I hope

Might take longer than 5 mins

Well, it'd never come to question.

Nor would microwaving bacon.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

What's air fry?

It's what an air fryer does my friend....amazing this new technology, eh......

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

I prefer a sausage to be honest.

Oh my

 

[Rita_Poon]

Use to do it all the time have no idea why. I'd place 3 strips over the back of an upside down bowl to ensure it cooked properly. Don't eat pork anymore and maybe that explains it. I do miss a cooked spam butty tho

@Groucho

You summoned this monster, you put it back in its box.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Decisions decisions... a tried and trusted 'pig ignorance' pun? Not this time.

We're in times of strife. The venn diagram of crisp sandwiches and this particular dragnet of impudence is requiring study.

back to bacon... (back bacon?) air fry is ok, but it drops the fat, which is part of the pleasure, no one wants diet heroin, if it's bacon, it's saturated fat cooked in, so pan and grill tends to deliver the goods the best. Flay the fat so it crisps that bit easier. (like scoring the fat on a ham to up the crackling ratio).

 

[Rob17896]

Is it ever acceptable to microwave bacon. I myself (who, before entering the medical world, had limited chef training) claim this is wrong and an affront to the pigs that have given their lives so we may eat like kings.

My sister on the other had (who can only cook fried eggs and instant coffee but consumes neither), says it’s fine.

I love her dearly but I claim she is a heathen.

Discuss.

Not the best but good enough in a rush.