Iran

[EFCNIK]

They've just started strikes lid. They're bombing the A6.

How the **** am I going to get home tonight the pricks!

 

[Muggins]

Are you still working at that service station shop selling Sat Navs and stuff or have I just made that up?

 

[BigBlueBalls]

I'm not old enough to tie my shoelaces so I certainly don't recall how the US reacted to the possibility of missiles in Cuba. Ahem.