TIMELINE
1. Iran will close the Straits of Hormuz
2. US will break the blockade with an Aircraft carrier and a big mob of ships and hairy-arsed Marines
3. The Arab world will publically condemn US aggression but via the back-channels be kissing their arses for keeping their oil
revenue flowing into their bank accounts
4. Iran will get lucky and manage to take out a US destroyer
5. Obama goes off and one and orders massive air strike on Iranian nuclear facilities
6. meanwhile sneaky Mossad lids will infilftrate Iran and dry bum all the nuclear scientists they can find
7. Dave Cameron cracks one off in COBRA. And Nick Clegg resigns due to stress
8. Russia kicks off big-time and provides Military support for Iran
9. US invades Iran
10. Standoff in the desert - US v Russians and a few minty arabs
11. UK contribution to flare-up is a fleet auxillary tanker with about 40 pissed-up gnarly merchant sailors armed with pipes, monkey wrenches and stuff
12. Iran launches nuclear missile at Israel
13. Israel destroys the missile mid-flight over Syria causing a nuclear air-burst which engulfs Damascus - Nice Shooting Yavi!
14. Israel retaliates by launching massive air-strike against Any arabs it can find within a 500 mile radius of Tel Aviv
15. US decides enough is enough and nuke Tehran
16. Russia retaliates by Nuking Poland
17. Everton turn their season around and win the FA cup
18. Game Over - Nuclear Armageddon - we don't even get a victory parade FFS!