GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
Get ****ed. Going to bed to dream of my super sexy image, whilst you grey shirt wearing gippos think about why you smell!!!
And I bet you look just swell in your black shirt...
Better than you would, and I wouldn't have to breathe in to save the buttons.
How about that iPed hey. Save you some money and you wouldn't have to look like a Yuppy.
In case you missed the witty reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Union_of_Fascists
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackshirts
from the same place you could have a sciphone
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/NEW-SciPhone-I9-Dual-Sim-3-2-Touch-Screen-Unlocked-/110545795012?cmd=ViewItem&pt=AU_Mobile_Phones&hash=item19bd0af7c4#ht_6167wt_1099
The iPed is currently on sale in the Chinese city of Shenzhen, which is the location of the largest Foxconn plant, where the iPad is manufactured.