"I wouldn't trust you to sit the right way round on a toilet seat"
something similar anyhow...Rowan Atkinson. Blackadder, I think.
something similar anyhow...Rowan Atkinson. Blackadder, I think.
Insults
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I've heard many witty insults, but it's the absurd ones that always get me.
My mate used to go out with a Glaswegian lad, who, for the uninitiated, are the masters of absurd insults.
In one late night drinking sesh, I was throwing my best scouse 'ye mar' insults at him and generally being a horror as good friends do
and he followed up with:
"Shut it, ye wee prick, ye mam wears a denim trackie"
Finished me
My mate used to go out with a Glaswegian lad, who, for the uninitiated, are the masters of absurd insults.
In one late night drinking sesh, I was throwing my best scouse 'ye mar' insults at him and generally being a horror as good friends do
and he followed up with:"Shut it, ye wee prick, ye mam wears a denim trackie"
Finished me
Tea_drinker
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I was once accused of having 'old man hair' by 3 silly yank hipsters on a roof bar in Bangkok.
My favourite Shakespeare one is probably Prospero's description of Caliban in The Tempest:
"(...A freckled whelp, hag-born) not honoured with A human shape".
My favourite Shakespeare one is probably Prospero's description of Caliban in The Tempest:
"(...A freckled whelp, hag-born) not honoured with A human shape".
Bishop Thumpety-Thump
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Yer ma goes the chippy in her slippers.
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