Instant Sport Expert

[degsy]

..they get a bye and the final is always on the Thames. All the other universities fail to get through the qualifying because it's held in the middle of the North Sea. You don't have to be an expert to know that.

Oh pish and tish, you experts always play down your depth of knowledge so we common men don't feel overawed

 

[LinekersLegs]

Gymnastics

 

[Lord Buckethead]

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Rowing, fit toned blokes clad in lycra. I think boats may be involved as well.

 

[longers]

Test Cricket fans calling other sports dull is literally one of the most bizarre things ever.

It's like watching American sport, 3/4 of the time you're not actually watching anything, just people standing around in between a ball/over.

 

[Tigger]

Bowls for me, the crowd shots of god's waiting room with half of them dead/asleep and the advertising hoardings being full of coach trips and stair lifts always makes me chuckle. But get engrossed for half an hour, love it when a guy puts in like 3 perfect, well executed bowls only for the other guy to kamikazi one down the middle and take them outlol I'd be fuuumin!

 

[Username]

I like football mostly and combat sports, I'd like to invent a new sport that encourages tories and normal people to all play together as one. Basically it's like fox hunting but instead of foxes being hunted it's the tories and instead of tory hunters it's trained fighters who will chase them around and then beat them to death, of course they would take photos of their kill and mounting if heads is encouraged. All I need is Teresa May to scrap the human rights law and my patent becomes active.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

 

[Philw]

Sounds/moves like a Missy Elliot dance routine...

 

[Groucho]

Curling

 

[gonetomorrow]

You're the go to guy then

Why is it always Oxford and Cambridge in the final?

Because they're richer than the rest and can afford better boats.

And their crews are full of 7ft Americans called Biff and Josh.

 

[john jako]

Definetly golf. Won't watch it all year but will have about 50 quid on for the four majors and think am an avid golf fan. Haven't a clue who is playing decent at the moment but will go balls deep on some 50/1 shot this weekend.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Cricket?

cricket is sound if you treat it as what it is; a glorified pissup picnic hybrid where you occasionally watch a bit of cricket

 

[colin t]

Cock Fighting.