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Can anyone provide any update on our injury situation before the derby?
I am assuming Jags is out (I've never heard of someone getting over a hamstring in a week) but we have not had any news on Pienaar or Saha .

What winds me up is that our own OS gives us nothing, then you watch SSN (aka Liverpool TV) and you get hourly reports on how ladyboy is progressing for the derby and nothing on the 3 players we are sweating on.
 

pablo315 said:
Can anyone provide any update on our injury situation before the derby?
I am assuming Jags is out (I've never heard of someone getting over a hamstring in a week) but we have not had any news on Pienaar or Saha .

What winds me up is that our own OS gives us nothing, then you watch SSN (aka Liverpool TV) and you get hourly reports on how ladyboy is progressing for the derby and nothing on the 3 players we are sweating on.
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god knows. Pienaar should be touch and go. Jags has a hamstring strain not a tear, so he potentially could be playing. Saha probably not.
 

pablo315 said:
Mate, the hairs on the back of my neck are standing on end here...
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There was a secret plot to get Hibbo on the scoresheet last game of last season against Portsmouth. He was pushing up with short passes into the box. I had genuinely never seen anything like it. Everyone in the club everton seats were pissing themselves...I think he whacked one over the bar. I thought that would be THE day...

It could still happen, next Sunday is the day of reckoning.
 
Muggins said:
There was a secret plot to get Hibbo on the scoresheet last game of last season against Portsmouth. He was pushing up with short passes into the box. I had genuinely never seen anything like it. Everyone in the club everton seats were pissing themselves...I think he whacked one over the bar. I thought that would be THE day...

It could still happen, next Sunday is the day of reckoning.
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Was it as funny as Neville's step over.
 
Muggins said:
There was a secret plot to get Hibbo on the scoresheet last game of last season against Portsmouth. He was pushing up with short passes into the box. I had genuinely never seen anything like it. Everyone in the club everton seats were pissing themselves...I think he whacked one over the bar. I thought that would be THE day...

It could still happen, next Sunday is the day of reckoning.
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neonleon said:
Was it as funny as Neville's step over.
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I love how [Poor language removed] we are.
 

Muggins said:
There was a secret plot to get Hibbo on the scoresheet last game of last season against Portsmouth. He was pushing up with short passes into the box. I had genuinely never seen anything like it. Everyone in the club everton seats were pissing themselves...I think he whacked one over the bar. I thought that would be THE day...

It could still happen, next Sunday is the day of reckoning.
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Hibbo could not score in a Thai brothel.
 
pablo315 said:
Can anyone provide any update on our injury situation before the derby?
I am assuming Jags is out (I've never heard of someone getting over a hamstring in a week) but we have not had any news on Pienaar or Saha .

What winds me up is that our own OS gives us nothing, then you watch SSN (aka Liverpool TV) and you get hourly reports on how ladyboy is progressing for the derby and nothing on the 3 players we are sweating on.
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LOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS.
 

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