Inexplicable Things

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BluePeadar said:
I was doing the weekly shop in Tesco one week and I was in the fruit n veg aisle and needed a Cucumber but they had none left. I went up to the lady working there and asked her if she had any cucumbers around the back? To my astonishment she replied “Sir you must be a complete helmet because this is Lloyds Bank”. How do you explain that?
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killenefc said:
I was doing an audit of a public program. I pulled a sample from something like 60,000 people. There was 12 people with the same name in the same town. I thought this was a clerical error so I asked for backup. I found out 6 were really different people but 6 others had the same middle initial and Birthday. I asked for ids and they sent me 8. There was 8 people with the same first and last name, same middle initial, same birthday, born in the same area. The two extras were two people with all those similarities but they both had died. Here is the kicker, they died on the same day.

I think about this all the time.
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Absolutely mental this mate.

Certainly put’s that whole “stewards working in recruitment” thing in perspective eh lads?

Lads....?
 

A few years back I offered to drive my wife and my elderly mother in law to their family function on the far side of Doncaster. As it was rather a long drive from Basildon we stopped around about halfway up at a motorway services for a bit of a rest and a snack. We shared a pot of tea and a couple of slices of lemon cheesecake which I recall was quite delicious. Seated next to us was a young couple from Dartford who seemed to be having a bit of a lovers tiff. We soon set off again and reached the family function in good time so made our way in and sat down. It was then to my astonishment it suddenly dawned on me that I wasn’t married at all , had no mother in law and didnt know how to drive. You can imagine my embarrassment. The weirdest thing was I dont even like tea. Still tickles me to this day.
 
Back in my teenage days so a long time ago, I was walking out dog along a footpath when she suddenly stopped started growing and the hairs stood up along her back, she was rooted to the spot, but there was nothing there where she was looking, not a thing. The spot it was didn't help either along by the local church that had an adjoining cemetery.. to this day I have no idea what she saw and it frightened the life out of me. It's the only thing I've ever witnessed that really scared me as something unexplainable.
 
peteblue said:
Supposed to be a Scouse comedian...wtf is that all about....

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I quite like his stuff.. I've seen people on here don't like him. He was on a few Irish comedy panel shows along the lines of your mock the week, and was good on them, also he credits Ireland for his career, so maybe his comedy style is more in line with Irish humour than British.
 
I wrote a short story about this. But basically unbeknown to me my wife was speaking to a medium who told her a negative spirit had attached itself to me. The medium told her she would remove it from me. Me and my son were away on holiday. That night I had an experience where I woke up being dragged from my bed and saw something bolt out the door and I followed it (remotely) as it ran past my mum and out the window. In the morning my 3 year old told me he had woken in the night and seen a blue light on the wall, even though we slept in complete darkness. It wasn't until a few days later my wife told me she had spoken to the medium. Blew my mind tbh.
 

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