Inexplicable things revisited

[KaiserEFC]

A while ago I did a thread where people could document things that they just have seen/experienced that they just couldn’t explain. Now because I’m bored, the old thread is locked and there’s more posters on here than ever before I am revisiting this topic.

When I was a kid me and my friend were playing in some woods around the back of his house. These woods and the thicket have been the subject of strange sightings and those weird ghost hunter people for centuries.

Anyway, we were messing about when suddenly everything went darker, (it was during the afternoon) it went cold and went very quiet. We looked up and we could see this weird black outline of a figure standing in front of us.

Needless to say we absolutely legged it and had to jump my mates fence as we were fumbling so much with the latch on the gate. I’m not someone who believes in stuff like that but I honestly cannot explain what I saw or what happened.

Your turn.

 

[Blues Harp]

A while ago I did a thread where people could document things that they just have seen/experienced that they just couldn’t explain. Now because I’m bored, the old thread is locked and there’s more posters on here than ever before I am revisiting this topic.

When I was a kid me and my friend were playing in some woods around the back of his house. These woods and the thicket have been the subject of strange sightings and those weird ghost hunter people for centuries.

Anyway, we were messing about when suddenly everything went darker, (it was during the afternoon) it went cold and went very quiet. We looked up and we could see this weird black outline of a figure standing in front of us.

Needless to say we absolutely legged it and had to jump my mates fence as we were fumbling so much with the latch on the gate. I’m not someone who believes in stuff like that but I honestly cannot explain what I saw or what happened.

Your turn.

I was that figure with the black outline.....

 

[tommye]

A while ago I did a thread where people could document things that they just have seen/experienced that they just couldn’t explain. Now because I’m bored, the old thread is locked and there’s more posters on here than ever before I am revisiting this topic.

When I was a kid me and my friend were playing in some woods around the back of his house. These woods and the thicket have been the subject of strange sightings and those weird ghost hunter people for centuries.

Anyway, we were messing about when suddenly everything went darker, (it was during the afternoon) it went cold and went very quiet. We looked up and we could see this weird black outline of a figure standing in front of us.

Needless to say we absolutely legged it and had to jump my mates fence as we were fumbling so much with the latch on the gate. I’m not someone who believes in stuff like that but I honestly cannot explain what I saw or what happened.

Your turn.

Pop or Slash?

 

[KaiserEFC]

I was that figure with the black outline.....

This makes perfect sense now, mods lock this thread DOWN

 

[KaiserEFC]

Pop or Slash?

Slash 9/10

 

[Bungle]

One day when me and my older sister were walking home from school a guy pulled over next to us and asked for directions, we were giving him the directions when we noticed he had his knob out and was touching himself.

We left quite quickly and I always wondered if he made his destination as he went the complete opposite way to what we told him.

 

[larbert toffee]

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

 

[jaycee]

One day when me and my older sister were walking home from school a guy pulled over next to us and asked for directions, we were giving him the directions when we noticed he had his knob out and was touching himself.

We left quite quickly and I always wondered if he made his destination as he went the complete opposite way to what we told him.

I forgot to give you your sweets sorry Bungs

 

[roydo]

This is true, and happened today.

Rang a door bell to deliver a parcel, women came to the door.

"Wow, you must have magic powers, that bell hasnt worked for ages"

"Probably my late father in law having a laugh in the clouds. We have had all sorts of funny stuff happen since he died 2 years ago. The old goat even predicted the weather at his funeral, and the day he would die"

"Really? Thats kind of nice"

"Well lets see. Might just be wiring or sommet. Try the bell"

Woman rang bell. Not a peep.

I ring bell. Ding Dong.

Woman rings bell. Not a peep.

I ring bell.Ding Dong.

Woman looks at me with very, very wide eyes.

"It must be nice to know they are still around"

"Keeps you on your toes!"

100% true. @LinekersLegs

 

[orly]

This is true, and happened today.

Rang a door bell to deliver a parcel, women came to the door.

"Wow, you must have magic powers, that bell hasnt worked for ages"

"Probably my late father in law having a laugh in the clouds. We have had all sorts of funny stuff happen since he died 2 years ago. The old goat even predicted the weather at his funeral, and the day he would die"

"Really? Thats kind of nice"

"Well lets see. Might just be wiring or sommet. Try the bell"

Woman rang bell. Not a peep.

I ring bell. Ding Dong.

Woman rings bell. Not a peep.

I ring bell.Ding Dong.

Woman looks at me with very, very wide eyes.

"It must be nice to know they are still around"

"Keeps you on your toes!"

100% true. @LinekersLegs

You certainly knew how to press her buttons mate

*does fist bump*

 

[larbert toffee]

You certainly knew how to press her buttons mate

*does fist bump*

He rang her bell anyway.

 

[Groucho]

This is true, and happened today.

Rang a door bell to deliver a parcel, women came to the door.

"Wow, you must have magic powers, that bell hasnt worked for ages"

"Probably my late father in law having a laugh in the clouds. We have had all sorts of funny stuff happen since he died 2 years ago. The old goat even predicted the weather at his funeral, and the day he would die"

"Really? Thats kind of nice"

"Well lets see. Might just be wiring or sommet. Try the bell"

Woman rang bell. Not a peep.

I ring bell. Ding Dong.

Woman rings bell. Not a peep.

I ring bell.Ding Dong.

Woman looks at me with very, very wide eyes.

"It must be nice to know they are still around"

"Keeps you on your toes!"

100% true. @LinekersLegs

Wow

 

[B17BLG]

This is true, and happened today.

Rang a door bell to deliver a parcel, women came to the door.

"Wow, you must have magic powers, that bell hasnt worked for ages"

"Probably my late father in law having a laugh in the clouds. We have had all sorts of funny stuff happen since he died 2 years ago. The old goat even predicted the weather at his funeral, and the day he would die"

"Really? Thats kind of nice"

"Well lets see. Might just be wiring or sommet. Try the bell"

Woman rang bell. Not a peep.

I ring bell. Ding Dong.

Woman rings bell. Not a peep.

I ring bell.Ding Dong.

Woman looks at me with very, very wide eyes.

"It must be nice to know they are still around"

"Keeps you on your toes!"

100% true. @LinekersLegs

That kind of story would work well in the porn industry.

 

[roydo]

That kind of story would work well in the porn industry.

The state of me, plus the state of the woman, probably wouldnt get much traffic.

 

[scratchnsurf]

The state of me, plus the state of the woman, probably wouldnt get much traffic.

You've not really explored the Internet, have you Ray?