Ineffable

[Kurt.]

How does a non stick coating stick on a frying pan ?

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Port and starboard

Daniel Day Lewis stars in, "My port foot."

Today at port back is Leighton Baines.

Works for me, 'left' is officially a redundant word now and let's move forward in our new port and starboard world.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

How does a non stick coating stick on a frying pan ?

Magnets.

 

[Kurt.]

Magnets.

But it’s non stick ?

 

[Kurt.]

Daniel Day Lewis stars in, "My port foot."

Today at port back is Leighton Baines.

Works for me, 'left' is officially a redundant word now and let's move forward in our new port and starboard world.

That’s right !!!!


errrrr.... Starboard..... or something

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

But it’s non stick ?

If you've ever been distracted while making scrambled eggs and forgotten about them on the hob you'll know that the non stick claims are nothing but dirty lies.

 

[sdk]

A new color; your reflection in a mirror when you were, say, twelve years old (even though you saw it everyday); and infinity.

 

[degsy]

yes, but which is which?

Straw leg, hay leg
Sorted

 

[ClausThomsen]

Things that are impossible to describe.

1) The taste of Irn Bru

2) The difference between Left and Right (without using the terms left or right)

3) The sound of the language a totally deaf person thinks in


Have a go, or think of your own.

"Best bar round here mate? Yeah, keep walking up here and when you get to the top of the street after the John Lennon statue turn clockwise approximately 90 degrees. Walk forward a few yards and then take another clockwise 90 degree turn onto Victoria St. Keep walking and looking straight ahead parallel with the road till you come to the junction with Stanley St and if you look turn your head about 45 degrees anticlockwise you'll see it just over the road facing Molly Malones."