TGW89
Player Valuation: £35m
Alright peeps, this will probably be my worst post ever, but I was wondering if there was anyone on here who could fire some pearls of wisdom at me.
I'll keep this brief and use a footballing analogy - I am basically the David Unsworth of relationships, score an absolute screamer once every hell snowstorm, cool from the spot but when it goes wrong my head goes out of the game.
Well, it's been nearly six years now since my own personal 95 cup final (a story in itself) and in a display of perfect timing I now feel like I'm in the throes of being managed by Walter Smith, "losing" to the likes of Tranmere and Coventry and dreaming of a game-changing move away from home (think King's Dock!).
OK this is less brief than I intended....
Anyways, me and the arl fella were having a chinwag the other night about my profligacy and he suggested I make like a guy he once knew and bagger off to Indonesia.
I am told that white westerners over there are treated like gods, as Indonesian women think we are all rich, and I'd be sorted within a week of arrival. It's a believable but still quite sweeping statement - can anyone else vouch for this? How much better off would I be making such a bold move?
In principle it sounds good, but there are pitfalls:
1. The guy in question had to convert to Islam in order to marry his Indonesian GF.
Although I have nothing against Muslims per-se, this is not something I am willing to entertain. I do not agree with their more "traditional" laws and the bacon swerving thing REALLY does it for me!
2. What is to stop her doing a Lescott and ditching me in favour of a guy who REALLY IS rich?
3. Liverpool FC is a massive franchise over there, like 97.3% of foreigners, she probably wouldn't even know of Everton's existence and thus support the filthy reds by default!
I'm still waiting for my english rose, but all I'm getting is hideous clones with fake eyebrows and oompa loompa skin. Hard times, especially as an only child tasked with continuing a precious line of Evertonians, and I'm pretty sure my more distant relatives are going to start throwing the ol' "G" word pretty soon.
So.... What do you reckon?
I'll keep this brief and use a footballing analogy - I am basically the David Unsworth of relationships, score an absolute screamer once every hell snowstorm, cool from the spot but when it goes wrong my head goes out of the game.
Well, it's been nearly six years now since my own personal 95 cup final (a story in itself) and in a display of perfect timing I now feel like I'm in the throes of being managed by Walter Smith, "losing" to the likes of Tranmere and Coventry and dreaming of a game-changing move away from home (think King's Dock!).
OK this is less brief than I intended....
Anyways, me and the arl fella were having a chinwag the other night about my profligacy and he suggested I make like a guy he once knew and bagger off to Indonesia.
I am told that white westerners over there are treated like gods, as Indonesian women think we are all rich, and I'd be sorted within a week of arrival. It's a believable but still quite sweeping statement - can anyone else vouch for this? How much better off would I be making such a bold move?
In principle it sounds good, but there are pitfalls:
1. The guy in question had to convert to Islam in order to marry his Indonesian GF.
Although I have nothing against Muslims per-se, this is not something I am willing to entertain. I do not agree with their more "traditional" laws and the bacon swerving thing REALLY does it for me!
2. What is to stop her doing a Lescott and ditching me in favour of a guy who REALLY IS rich?
3. Liverpool FC is a massive franchise over there, like 97.3% of foreigners, she probably wouldn't even know of Everton's existence and thus support the filthy reds by default!
I'm still waiting for my english rose, but all I'm getting is hideous clones with fake eyebrows and oompa loompa skin. Hard times, especially as an only child tasked with continuing a precious line of Evertonians, and I'm pretty sure my more distant relatives are going to start throwing the ol' "G" word pretty soon.
So.... What do you reckon?
